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Did you hear the one about the man with no teeth? Hilarious!

On the night, as a way of keeping the atmos jolly and light, we’d like you to submit jokes and funnies.

Nothing rude or offensive please and well have prizes for any that make us split our sides or even raise a smile.

You can either send them via the comments section here or tell it to your team leader and we’ll get them posted.

Here’s one to get the ball rolling –

John Peel dies, goes to heaven (naturally) and is met by Kurt Cobain at the gates to the kingdom. Kurt shows him around and introduces him to Buddy Holly, Marvin Gaye and Jimi Hendrix when JP spots a small guy in the corner wearing rap around shades and mouthing off about politics.

‘I didn’t realize Bono had kicked the bucket’ says John. ‘No, no that’s not Bono’ replies Kurt. ‘That’s God. He just thinks he’s Bono!’ Ta-da!!!!!





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  • comicrelieftpr: Ha, ha - I've JUST done this. Very apt!!
  • Michelle Ellis: Ah Lewis - How are we going to ever forget your shorts :0) shame we didn't get the odd socks in this though :0) lol :0) Great night Guys :0)
  • comicrelieftpr: The word's scurrilous mate :-)